久久草

彭浩翔用试图他的“破事儿”去解释现代人生活中的困惑或出路。 
　　功德心 
　　Jason（陈冠希 饰）在酒吧向美女Shirley（郑融 饰）搭讪时说，他其实很有公德心。因为每次小便时他都会用小便顺便将厕所内的粪便残迹冲走，实在帮了清洁工人一个大忙。 
　　做节 
　　阿富（陈奕迅 饰）和慧英（陈逸宁 饰）相识一个月后开始同居，令阿富万万没想到的是慧英竟然不赞同婚前性行为。这让每晚和慧英睡在一起的阿富备受煎熬。终于，在一个圣诞节，他和慧英用另一种方式解决了问题。 
　　增值 
　　阿泽（杜汶泽 饰）经常在明哥的介绍下到酒店去嫖娼，至于明哥是谁，他见都没见过。一次，阿泽经明哥介绍去酒店和一名上海来的女孩（张铮 饰）开房，完事后，那女孩请阿泽帮她充值电话卡，只因她听不懂粤语。随后，阿泽来到了女孩常去的宾馆对面的面店吃面，他忽然记挂起那一位来港谋生的上海女孩。 
　　尊尼达 
　　黄生（金培达 饰）是杀手集团的VIP，一次，杀手集团送给了他一张礼券，凭券可免费杀一人，不过免费杀的那个人他们会派杀手学员去杀，以达到实践目的。乐仔（余文乐 饰）就是其中一名学员，他被派去谋杀保龄球场经理。关键时刻，乐仔的收工时间到了。 
　　大头阿慧 
　　学生阿琪（邓丽欣 饰）和大头阿慧（钟欣桐 饰）是好朋友。车房修理工飞鹰（麦浚龙 饰）追求阿慧，阿慧问阿琪意见，阿琪随口就说好，因为她想阿慧拍拖后不会再经常烦她。阿慧就真的拍拖了。随后，阿慧有了飞鹰的孩子，本想向阿琪借钱打掉，阿琪因为要存钱和男友去旅游，就叫阿慧和飞鹰结婚吧。阿慧就真的结婚了。随后阿琪也有了孩子，她的男友不顾而去，剩低阿琪一人做未婚妈妈。而飞鹰和阿慧结婚后，事业青云直上。阿慧成了最幸福的女人。 
　　德雅星 
　　杂志社员工的阿池（关智斌 饰）为了讨女友德雅欢心，向杂志社编辑（谭耀文 饰）说谎，把一颗星体的命名权送给了她，自此这颗星正式命名为德雅星。后来移民到德雅星上的居民，为了这个命名，总带著一份宗教性质的原罪感。彷佛这个星球的名字，跟他们的生活空间一样，是透过欺骗而得来的。 
　　不可抗力 
　　陈教授（陈辉虹 饰）和太太（田蕊妮 饰）一直过着幸福的生活。最近二人因生活琐事而发生争吵，关系变差。於是他们决定去看心理医生（林海峰 饰），解开夫妻关系中的困惑。最后二人发现，即使朝夕相对，彼此间却暗藏着一条很深的鸿沟。小二忙赔笑道：四两五钱银子。是一部描写一对青年男女相识相恋悲欢离合最后共同走上革命道路的爱情故事，我爷爷和奶奶相识在半个世纪以前，由于家庭出身和文化程度的不同，他们从相识到相爱是打出来的。在我奶奶的一次演出中，喝醉酒的我爷爷去捣乱，他们就这么相识了。为此我奶奶特别看不起我爷爷。那时的我奶奶年青貌美经常有一些纨绔子弟和官宦富贾前来寻衅滋事，一个巧合的机缘，我爷爷跟前去纠缠我奶奶的流氓发生了打斗并把这伙歹徒打得落花流水，从此我奶奶对我爷爷开始产生了好感。随着岁月的流逝，我爷爷跟我奶奶又打又闹，分了合合了分，但他们彼此之间谁也离不开谁了。按照我爷爷的话说，这就叫爱情！人生就像拼圖，拚得有快有慢有煩有樂，遺憾是遺失的圖片，讓你無法視而不見空缺的位置。嘉靖手中的茶杯掉落在地上。I have also seen it spray on cars. The fuel burns to extinguish the flame for more than five minutes. When it finally went out, the whole car head was burned by more than half. Although I don't know the specific figure of the temperature, the comrades in the chemical defense class said it was at least 1300-1500 degrees Celsius, so I thought at that time, even the steel plate could melt into the flame of molten iron in a few minutes. It was not a piece of cake to burn this insect. Even if you are much bigger than the average wasp, may there be steel plates that are resistant to burning? After being ignited by the flame, it should be burned to ashes in an instant. But the result was not what I thought. After being ignited, the big wasp was quite resistant to burning. Actually flying around in the air for more than ten seconds before being burned, the air disintegrated and died. But this has become a good thing, It is precisely because it will burn to death for a while. So flying in the air with flames all over it must be either because of the sharp pain, Either they lost their direction because of something else, Anyway, it is flying around in the air, As a result, they hit many of their peers in the process of flying around. Then it ignited the same kind that was hit, If the ignited kind bumps into each other again, To ignite another kind, It just went through a couple of cycles, Most of the big wasps were set on fire, That will burn quickly. The sky is full of the sound of "crackling" burning meat, and there is a smell of barbecue burnt. The black corpses of wasps that have been burned apart and fallen and the corpses of wasps that have been smashed by bullets are piled up most. One foot is thick enough to reach the knee. That scene, I